Great Blonde Joke

A young blonde in Florida wanted to take home a pair of
genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of
the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, 'Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and
get a pair of shoes for free!

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little
lady, why don't you go-on and give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots;
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a
huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the
creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were
7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator
onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
'Good grief! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'